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Boring Cheryl Cole moving back in with Ashley Cole

Boring Cheryl Cole moving back in with Ashley Cole
August 8th, 2011
Author: Richard Henley Davis

Cheryl Cole, who has recently been described as the most boring woman in the world has decided to move back in with her ex-husband Ashley.


According to an article in The Star, the vocally challenged Girls Aloud singer will be going against the opinion of her close friends and be moving back in with Ashley this  month because she believes he is the only one for her.

Speaking the aforementioned newspaper a friend of Cheryl said “All Cheryl’s mates feel very wary of this move after the tough time she’s had lately thanks to The X Factor.

“Cheryl thinks that she will never feel the same way about anyone else and that’s driven her to make a swift decision.   “Nothing her friends say to her will change her mind.

“She’s also keen on moving back into Hurtmore as its top-notch security affords much more protection from the paparazzi.”

The Daily Mail recently quoted member of the paparazzi who was following Cheryl, he said “Cheryl Cole is the most boring woman in the world” because of her secluded lifestyle and lack of party antics.

The description by said paparazzi does make one feel slightly sorry for Cheryl who is hounded day and night by a media scavenging for scandal and scathing when they are not satisfied her behaviour is not wild enough to earn money from.

Miss Cole has to put up with irrelevant articles like the one you are reading right now so the vampiric public can feed their dumbed down reality with inconsequential stories about her.

Cheryl and Ashley are not important, they are celebrities because we are told  they are celebrities.

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4 Responses to “Boring Cheryl Cole moving back in with Ashley Cole”

  1. bubuzzz says:

    break up, together again, break up again, together again and again …. common, i am so tired with your shitty love, Cher

  2. Jamie says:

    Boring seems like the right description to me. Cheryl needs to just go back to Ashley (which is what SHE wants), maybe her friends/fans and mother/family don’t want her to go back to him but that’s tough, it’s her life. She’s been apart from him all this time and still wants to be with him today? think about it? she really does love Ashley and everyone should butt out. As for her career, she should go back to Girls Aloud, her best project ever. X Factor is better off without her and she’s old news now. I do not want Kelly replaced by Cheryl Cole and why should she be? because queen Cole wants to come back? how professional is Simon? how is Kelly meant to feel? Simon should stop messing around with peoples lives like it’s nothing just because he is bored.

  3. Amy says:

    If this is true. What a silly girl.
    FAO Cheryl. DO NOT bring kinds into this mess. You will brake up with him again. There is someone for you. You can’t hurry love or fate.

  4. AnnaP. says:

    Hi Ashley, how are you, again. I hope well? Here are Annas from Premier Inn. I think I don’t know the reason of you having cheated on your wife. ProszÄ™ nie wychodźcie z domu ani nie spotykajcie siÄ™ z nikim, czy nie pijcie z Panem Sarkozym do moich urodzin i może i kilka dni później a morze wczeÅ›nij tak w razie czego, cza cza cza. MogÄ… nie zmienić daty. Wszyscy wiedzÄ…, jak napienta jest sytuacja i lepiej bycz mondrzejszym i naturalnie ostrożniejszym przez ten palec down na dole. Niezmiernie gratulujem sukcesów, obecnie kochajÄ…cej, szanujÄ…cej siÄ™ i mÄ…drej rodziny. Mam na myÅ›li, że chcÄ™ uniknąć dla Was tego, co przytrafiÅ‚o siÄ™ mnie i mojej rodzinie. MusieliÅ›my mieć narkotyki w drinkach i to one sprawiÅ‚y, że publicznie uprawialiÅ›my sex wspólnie z siostrÄ… MonikÄ…, bratem Tomkiem i rodzicami aż siÄ™ wymienialiÅ›my. Oj wyluzujta, bez przesadyzmu Janosik. Wszyscy wiedzÄ…, że za tym kryjÄ… siÄ™ emigrackie puertorikaÅ„skie amerykaÅ„skie maÅ‚pyszony. One majÄ… problem ato do B. Pitt’a i jego Angeliny ato do Was ato do wielu ode mnie w tym wielu bliskich i prawie najbliższych. A z jakiej paki, przecież siÄ™ pytom? A, bo nadciÄ…ga grabarz! Ciemno granatowa lewa JLopes wanna dance and ‘love’ again. Well do, look down and live all alone!!! Mam nadziejÄ™, że kiedy My siÄ™ spotkamy uÅ›ciskamy siÄ™, zagramy razem a może i z Katarzyna FigurÄ…, e? A wÅ‚oski to ja sobie zrobiÄ™ na biaÅ‚o i zetnÄ™ do ucha trochÄ™ krócej z tylu w okolicach urodzinky racej w Wawie proszÄ™ jaciebie. A Matthew Mc’Conaughey prawo studiowaÅ‚ to Å‚ona tez. Nasa pzyjaciółka Sylwia studiowaÅ‚a prawo na jednym z najlepszych Uniwersytetów przez pierwszÄ… sylabÄ™ mojego nazwiska i kiedy zachciaÅ‚o jej siÄ™ pukać z MonicÄ… tes to one som te co przybyÅ‚y do pierwszego lepszego domu samotnego dziecka z czarnuhami mużynami na manhatanie ażeby uczynić i sprawdzić twardość koÅ›ci czueka ksztaÅ‚tnego, żeby nie powiedzieć dzisiaj orangutana a czy by siÄ™ nie brzydziÅ‚y? Ja se zatan cze i jenzyk, zrobiem usta usta i pokoze , co moje nazwisko znaczy na takim podeÅ›cie z letka idnym niżeli mam w domecku przy schodach. Tak to lubili że im siÄ™ żygać kcialo. Powarznie to siÄ™ w trumnie lerzy. O Boże, co gdziea sobie wloże!? Z resztom nikt od nas nie podmrżyÅ‚by w los- nikt bo jaÅ›ni siÄ™ takich czegus brzydzÄ…. We said that already over a year ago in Premier Inn at the Welcome Desk after the break. WiÄ™c sisko dobze to ja tak kcem i mówiem a mówiÄ™ naprawdm. What the fuck, did I say I want to be anybody!? CoÅ› podobnego, żeby Łukasz-somsiad mi siÄ™ Å›niÅ‚, z którym mieliÅ›my sex. On bardziej mi. CzÅ‚owiek czÅ‚owiekowi wilkiem, a kiwi kiwi kiwi, jade sobie spokojnie dziurÄ… a tu asfalt. Powiedz im tak: Nie wierżysz, pierdolnem i lerżysz! Jak maźnÄ™ w mazaka, to skuwka spadnie, hehehe. Mów mi Benek to mnie wyszczupla. I dodaj: ‘’you scared, you scared’’ ‘’to the sweet drip off my bowls’’. Pozdro do wszystkich naraz od Robie’go ÅšmierdzÄ…cego Stopa :D ‘’Pies odziedziczyÅ‚ majontek i ktoÅ› chce mu zabroić ten majontek i jest jakiÅ› chÅ‚op, który rozumiem psiom mowem i mu pomogo.’’ Tego to ja siÄ™ nie spodziewaÅ‚am. Ale nie ma tego zÅ‚ego, co by na dobre nie wyszÅ‚o. If it is logical that when our brain is affected over drugs there is no way of being capable to control ourselves. If the brain is the most important body with its sensitive cerebral cortex to be easily affected?. If the brain is also the center of the human nervous system? If do not break? You didn’t mean to cheat as you were not aware of the little smelly shit, but you do not want to do this ever again, right? I hope you will get together again, because you both with Cheryl cannot live without. This to happen please after 15th of June, so would it be nice, CY? Whether shit hurt many people everywhere but they laugh today? How she begged a very nice (younger than her and White at all) man to literally want to fuck her cause she did asfalt? So that had to wash after 20 ys of 10 fucking mankis. How she gave him millions for doing this and took him hacking into my dirty bedsit, but she never asked if she should be allowed? If she did it whilst I had a late shift in Premier hotel? If then something happened to its head and started to mock and offend him that he was one of the orangutans on manhattan…? Mental not a woman. If then she ridiculed at his sister to again put attention at somebody as to get a better reputation and it’s insisting that his sister’s baby would belong to her real idiotic-husband? Why some American happen? If he is nobody-z e r o-justa shit? How the woman confessed reluctantly? If I want all of its victims-it doesn’t matter how-anyhow to play and sing if they want so? If the cow is zero, no conundrum- Fuck you reptilian?! If she cries whole her life and hurts foreign people because it’s afraid of losing life and the family originally foreign in USA at the same time. By setting people she wants to hurt them very much and steal their cars and their money?! If there are lacks of lives because of that, ridiculous jiha horse? If she is trying to make lots of covers of people’s lives, TWARZE to her face to wash OFF of the opinion of Manhattan’s burdello full of orangutans? If it gets wet just with its juicy ass and because of that it leads a game whole its life?! How to get rid of you stupid bitch?! If I am a bitch? Are you any of us?! If czuÅ‚aÅ› moje gady i pÅ‚azy w brzuchu, ona jest pedaÅ‚em? If is it a fuck you from me? No, not only from me. If this does not get to the feet of ours? Obviousely not. Who would do so, Ashley? If it started in burdello and will finish down there?????? Only for comparing people to her they want to slap its mouth. It dares to lie about our friendships, marriages and our lives. No worries, it’s got to unmercifully explode, how know those things European people…. Why don’t you look down? I look up. What I don’t want is to have anything to do with sucha. Wieta, że to szczyt nietolerancji maÅ‚pi gaj+damn green cow=something could come out of it. Czy mam dobra przemianÄ™ materii? A może passe? Czy ludzie życia przez to nie majÄ…? No ne. Apsolutannte, dlatego że tak chce. Whether do I pray? No, my faith is not sold. I believe I will change. ”we want to reduce you whores cause your kreazy”. If the fucking malodorous, noisome shit did heighten? When and how? But If I don’t want to be responsible for this? I do not have to, how? Is it because that is extremely young and vastly smart? It’s going to be over for the baby with no twins exceedingly exceedingly soon? Nie trzy nie psy nie mogly nie nam nie srac nie w tym nie w domu i nie obgryzac nie tych nie skarpetek ‘’I know you fricko, not to say a thicko (…) put your family higher than the drinks!’’ Blow your father, monkeys mother! On Portobello you would love to!!! Spanie…, dali by ci spać  – Will go there to get rid of it-another-way. Bless them zgiÅ„ziala!!! Not Bruno, not Matthew, not Craig, not Horst, not Reinhart, but you for every love or money! ‘Stop right now, thank you very much-I need sb with the human touch (…)’. Don’t give a shit, don’t do a bit! Zlap ich za jaja. I want to go there to Reeperbahn, to left, to right and do this for myself. ÅšmierdzÄ…cy mokasynie, tak jest LatajÄ…ca Trawo, skundlony pitbulu-to też byÅ‚o nie od ciebie? X J. Lopez