Surprise! Average house price actually increased in February according to AcadHPI!
Sorry but she looks terrible. When are women going to learn en-masse that being skinny doesn’t mean attractive?
Tripe
Nadine Coyle’s weight loss is a cause for concern
Friday, March 12th, 2010Mark Owen confesses to having 10 affairs
Thursday, March 11th, 2010
A famous hot-blooded male with beautiful women throwing themselves at him, gave in to temptation on numerous occasions.
Sandra Bullock picks up an award at the Golden Raspberries
Monday, March 8th, 2010
How is it that one of the few decent actresses in Hollywood can get a worst actress award? Sandra Bullock is entertaining and actually possesses a certain degree of class so this really is an insult to her.
Lindsay Lohan dates a British DJ
Friday, March 5th, 2010
Brace yourselves! We have just heard that the unthinkable has come to pass. Forget the earthquakes striking all corners of the globe, it has materialised that Lindsay Lohan might actually be dating a man and engaging in a romantic liaison with a member of the opposite sex just like billions of other people . …read more
Cheryl Cole finally calls it a day on her marriage
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
There are many more important things in the world to write about instead of adding to the weight of speculation over a celebrity marriage but Cheryl Cole is an inspiration to all with her past loyalty to her husband who then went one affair too far.
Peter Andre admits to fling with Maddy Ford
Monday, March 1st, 2010
Life will never be the same again as Peter Andre admits to having sex with a woman after months of abstinence. The Pope has cancelled his duties and there is a national day of mourning in Cyprus because Peter Andre finally had sex.
George Osborne’s brother was in a relationship with a call girl
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
Who cares who the Conservative shadow chancellor’s brother is or was in a relationship with.
Kerry Katona splits up with Mark Croft
Monday, February 22nd, 2010
The world’s classiest woman has split with her rocket scientist husband bringing all peace negotiations in the Middle East to a standstill.
Stacey Slater killed Archie Mitchell
Saturday, February 20th, 2010
So the truth is out, Stacey killed the old incestuous rapist and her innocent husband dies as a result, great cheery stuff from the program that gave you a young girl dying in her mothers arms two Christmases ago.
Elton John: Jesus was a super intelligent gay man
Friday, February 19th, 2010
The great Christian theologian, Sir Elton John has just informed the public that the son of God is gay. …read more
Not even the Eastenders cast know who killed Archie Mitchell
Friday, February 19th, 2010
The biggest kept secret since Ashley Cole’s mobile address book is about to be revealed on the BBC tonight in a live Eastenders special that has seen the cast rehearsing 10 different endings all week. Oh by the way the country is on it’s knees.
Brit Awards 2010
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Oh dear, so this is what Prince Harry meant when he was referring to the Brit Awards representing the highest pedigree of talent. I beg to differ.
