Posts Tagged ‘celebs’

Mark Owen confesses to having 10 affairs

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

A famous hot-blooded male with beautiful women throwing themselves at him, gave in to temptation on numerous occasions.

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Lindsay Lohan dates a British DJ

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Brace yourselves! We have just heard that the unthinkable has come to pass. Forget the earthquakes striking all corners of the globe, it has materialised that Lindsay Lohan might actually be dating a man and engaging in a romantic liaison with a member of the opposite sex just like billions of other people . …read more

Kerry Katona splits up with Mark Croft

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

The world’s classiest woman has split with her rocket scientist husband bringing all peace negotiations in the Middle East to a standstill.

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Not even the Eastenders cast know who killed Archie Mitchell

Friday, February 19th, 2010

The biggest kept secret since Ashley Cole’s mobile address book  is about to be revealed on the BBC tonight in a live Eastenders special that has seen the cast rehearsing 10 different endings all week. Oh by the way the country is on it’s knees.

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Alex Reid wins Celebrity Big Brother

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Jordan/Katie Price’s better half has won Celebrity Big Brother. I personally have no time for the show but at least arrogant ‘the thug’ Vinnie Jones didn’t win the pointless competition.

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Elaine Paige thinks ‘Susan Boyle is a Virus’

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Elaine’s outburst is a little insensitive but cuts to the heart of the matter, which is reality television makes stars out of people whose level of fame is disproportionate to their talent.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie about to split up, or are they?

Monday, January 25th, 2010

It is with a heavy heart that I must report that the unconfirmed rumours of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may possibly be true. …read more

Hope for Haiti concert is a resounding success

Monday, January 25th, 2010

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Sisqo and Stephen Baldwin evicted from Big Brother house

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

So the Americans have been booted out of the Big Brother house, the nation yet again turned its face away from the troubles of the world and tuned into the meaningless reality television show that masquerades as entertainment.

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David Beckham’s golden balls pinched

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Elena Di Cioccio, an Italian comedienne has briefly has  fondled our great intellectual ambassador’s family golden jewels as a prank for an Italian comedy show La Iene which was staged during an outdoor interview.

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Beyonce, Fred Goodwin, John Mejor and a just society

Friday, January 15th, 2010

I am sure you have heard of the first two aforementioned individuals but the third may not be a name you are familiar with, yet John Mejor is the only hero in the headline.

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Victoria Beckham must eat more and Paul Hogan must not grow old

Monday, December 28th, 2009

The Daily Mail has laid into two celebrities today. Victoria Beckham now 35 is, it appears, too thin. She had the temerity to appear in public with her husband David, sporting a fleshless breastplate. The fact that she has always been thin seems to have completely missed The Mail’s attention. …read more