Posts Tagged ‘fun’

David Cameron has a secret election weapon

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

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The Mistletoe Holder

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Do you find it difficult to attract the opposite sex at Christmas parties? Do people avoid standing near the mistletoe when you’re around? …read more

Two Fingers From The City

Monday, December 14th, 2009

I hear a lot of opinions in city bars, so I thought I would distil some of the more colourful commentary into one composite character called Simon Cravat-Bollark. He works in the City but he doesn’t work for a bank and he’s a bit sick of people claiming that he’s been bailed out. You’d never know it from the press but ‘Bankers’ are actually a city minority group.

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Who is on the tightrope

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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Minuteman Crossword No 6

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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Judge Ball hands out an ASBO

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

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Someone wants help from the lender of last resort

Friday, November 27th, 2009

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Letter from Sven to the PM

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Sven Doobie wants to be a drugs Czar

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The Garage ‘Phones Gordon Brown

Friday, November 13th, 2009

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I Love Gordon Brown

Friday, November 13th, 2009

I woke up at 6:05 am this morning. I could hear a steady flow of cold November rain. I didn’t need to open the curtains to know that the sky was as grey as a pair of old school socks. Dreary mornings usually cause me to grind my way through a few Negro Spirituals or at least sway along to Old Man River … but this morning I was happy. I almost sung “Save all your kisses for me” but it is fairly easy to get sectioned these days so I kept it to myself. I had no idea why I woke up feeling this way but I liked it. …read more

Nature’s playground: Conkers

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Ever since young whipper-snappers have been grazing their knees tripping over in  playgrounds there has been a traditional game played there with the seeds of the horse-chestnut tree.

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Hazel’s new job

Friday, November 6th, 2009

The Crackdown on MPs expenses has forced some MPs to moonlight. …read more