That poet, actor, warlock, comic genius and unquantifiable anomaly Charlie Sheen has, according to TMZ, been offered the position of director for a porn film that could include three of his former lovers.


The film would be titled Two and a Half Women and according to rumours, star Melanie Rios, Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann all of whom may or may not have slept with Charlie in the past.

Sheen has (according to TMZ) been sent a letter by Steven Hirsch who is of Vivid Entertainment to direct the film and have control over the sexual positions and scenarios and is said to have put in his letter to Sheen "The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage."

Apparently there has been no response as yet from Charlie Sheen.

The self proclaimed winner has become a media storm with his erratic behaviour shaking the very foundations of what it is to be a celebrity.

Charlie Sheen is now becoming a reality television star of his own making but that is the huge difference. Charlie is in control and not some half-wit with a profit and corporate agenda.

What we are witnessing is very very dangerous to the norm and an inspiration to the masses. It doesn't matter if Charlie is high or not, it doesn't matter how many women he sleeps with…..that's not it.

"It" is the way he is challenging our preconceived ideas with a helpful dollop of humour added (Which goes over the heads of most people) but that dollop of humour is spiked with va-va-voom.

Intense thoughtful metaphors dripping with caustic lines that melt through the dome of expectation and slice into the psyche like a samurai on steroids riding a T-Rex into battle.

I hate the media's glorification of talentless stars with unusual behaviour, the media has so often mistaken genius for inbreeding that is why Charlie Sheen is like a breath of fresh air.

If he were to make a porno one thing is for sure….it would be different.

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