Prince Harry may very well be playing hide the sausage with Jenson Button's ex-girlfriend, Florence Brudenell-Bruce.
According to an article in The Sun, the less follically challenged son of the Prince of Wales is completely finished with Chelsy whats-her-face and is now dating the former girlfriend of racing driver, Jenson Button.
The article goes on to say that a royal source has confirmed 26 year old Harry who is not the son of James Hewitt and Brudenell-Bruce are an item in the early stages of a relationship.
Florence who's nickname is 'Fless' is the daughter of some rather wealthy merchant who used to go to Eton. It is also noted that Harry's new girlfriend is an art lover and a descendant of the seventh Earl of Cardigan, so I am sure that will please the Duke of Edinburgh for a change.
Anyway, the couple who have been friends for years have apparently been spending time together in Florence's Notting Hill home worth a paltry Â£2.5 million.
ThisÂ piece of news is now gaining in momentum and may be seen as an unimportant distraction to world events as the Greek nation is approaching civil war.
However thick people up and down the United Comedown demand their bread and circuses. So to prevent the masses from gaining any real discernment regarding their immediate situation it has become clear that the only way of briefly propping up the status quo in this country is to keep people firmly focused on trivialities like the lives of the rich and blameless.
Have fun Harry and Florence, we are all really interested to see how it pans out because you're both so important.