Steytlerville, a small Karoo town in South Africa, is being terrorised by a shape-shifting monster.

Eastern Cape police Warrant Officer Zandisile Nelani said "The community says that the monster changes shape while you are looking at it".

Nelani said that he had asked people to photograph the the strange creature, which one man has witnessed changing from a man in a suit into a pig then into a bat.

It turns out the monster has yet to harm any animals or humans as yet but the locals are still pretty damn terrified of it.

Sightings of the shape-shifting monster are only seen at night and usually by a church (wonder if the church is near a local pub, that might explain it).

Could these reports be the much ridiculed shape shifting creatures that David Icke (David Icke thinks the Queen and royal family are shape-shifting lizards) has been talking about for many years?

Or is Icke madder than a Dolphin on acid?

When you consider tales of shape shifting creatures go back as far as written language it does make you wonder why our early ancestors were so ready to believe in such things.

Or were our ancestors:

A. Mad

B. Thick

C. Both

D. Not as dim witted as to believe everything that 'scientists' tell us about the universe

But why would a creature shape-shift from a Banker, to a Pig to a Bat?

Then again it is actually a perfectly logical progression in terms of evolution.

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