The internet is awash with reports of a zombie apocalypse in Miami after a naked man was shot by police for refusing to stop eating another naked man's face.
Police approached the area of the crime acting in response to a 911 call on Saturday at the Macarthur Causeway close to the Miami Herald offices, the cameras of which recorded much of the incident.
When the police arrived at the crime scene the attacker was, according to numerous reports, eating the face of the victim which included his nose and eyes to the point where the face was no longer there.
The police then told the attacker to stop eating the face of his victim to which the response was a growl.
After quickly assessing the surreal situation the police then opened fired on the attacker, however the bullets did not stop him so they shot him a few more times until he was no longer moving and presumed dead.
It is the latter part of this report which has stirred up the interest of the Zombie apocalyptic fraternity and questions are rebounding around the internet as to whether or not it was a head shot which stopped the assailant in his dastardly deed. [according to Zombie fantasy literature a head shot being the only way to kill a zombie.]
The poor victim of this assault was taken to Jackson memorial hospital and his condition is unknown and the police are keeping this information under a tight grip.
But unfortunately for fans of the macabre this may be the result of a batch of bad Lysergic acid diethylamide, commonly known in its abbreviated form as  LSD.
According to reports in CBS Miami, if the attacker was under the influence of bad acid then the incident could be the fourth where someone has freaked out and stripped their cloths off, a reaction to the increase in body temperature caused by the drug.
In the other cases the individuals were also violent and growling, however this is the first case where someone has eaten someone else's face.
It does seem as though there is a rational explanation for this attack, then again it could be a cover-up designed to contain panic.
One thing is for sure, there will be a lot of people stocking up on tinned food and firearms in Miami over the next few days.
Nothing new there then.
Zombie Costume - By Bob Jagendorf
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You can't make "Bad" LSD, it either IS or IS NOT the chemical LSD. There could be other trace chemicals from the process of making it, but those chemicals would be something else, and if it as a result of other chemical elements it's just another argument for legalization where products would be purely as advertised… that said, it COULD be a "Bad trip" which has NOTHING to do with tainted drugs, simply someone's reaction to it… finicky, I know, but it does make a difference in the public view of such things.
ofcourse it's a zombie attack it's f****** 2012
What a joke…bad LSD…please. Thank your for posting this. Ask the founders of Microsoft, Apple, Cisco, etc…what they think about LSD. Its like the Miami media sits around and says…"what do you think we can add here to get this story some more air time?" Like eating another mans face is not enough. Having lived here for 3yrs from Detroit I can say that things happen here that have no equal. However, the media just cant seem to resist adding to it. Either way I would like to thank the author above for pointing out that "Bad" lsd is just not possible. In fact I would think the more legal drugs like Oxy, Dilaudid etc..could put you in such a trance. Living here and seeing thousands of these homeless guys sleeping on the streets points at much deeper problems. Maybe Miami should focus more on the real issues in this city then getting people all fired up about LSD. In fact, where did this part of the story even come from as it would be impossible to know if either of these guys were actlly one LSD. This is a very sad story, in a vapid City that knows no bouderies when it comes to covering the most tragic stories I have ever heard. This town makes Detroit look like 'leave it to beaver'.
true. I've been shot up with dilaudid at the hospital and its pretty intense, or at least it was with me. if I would've freaked out on a professionally administered, legal drug, and ate a nurses face or something, what would the world be thinking? would I have been thought of as a zombie? no. I would hace been a tragically bad reaction to medicine if I had even been a story worth telling. but because some one said LSD and put a bad spin on it we are suddenly comparing this guy to a zombie and freaking out a ton of people. I hate when people say drugs are bad just cause theyre illegal. has there eveb been word of drugs actually being involved? how do we know that this wasn't mental illness due to genetics??
or the a T virus.
They are weaponizing the drug, and it's not LSD.
God bless! And stay away from the cities!!
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They said the camras caought most of the act. Show us the video!!!
Bad LSD? BS. Some substance that is cheaper and easier to produce than LSD that has entirely different effects as LSD but is being sold as LSD? Perhaps. That’s like someone pouring bottles of bleach into beer cans, selling them and killing a bunch of people and then blaming the deaths on a “bad alcohol.â€
The original story refers to Bath Salt LSD. Bath Salts are a catch all for any designer drug that is generally not illegal. This was in all likelihood not LSD but some new designer drug that caused a real bad reaction. The author should have performed a little research before spouting government propaganda.
16 yr old Miami boy dates a zombie & lives to write an original song about it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…
If you've ever taken LSD or had anything more than a superficial experience with people that have then you will know that blaming that for this is beyond ridiculous. It's stories like that that really show how media outlets are completely clueless when it comes to drugs (or they know very well an will take any opportunity to spread propaganda)
Ok people so DRUGS GOOD! MEDIA BAD! seriously I dont think the media is giving LSD a bad rap I think it already has one… but hey why should I care I don't do drugs nor to I have any interest in them so go ahead smoke and shoot up and snort your brains out less stupid people in the world to deal with.
Oh and by the way it was the police that said it was "Bad LSD" not the media, local news only get their info from the police who have found several cases of this "Bad LSD" in the past few weeks. So why don't you get your facts right. I happen to work in the media that you say spreads propaganda. Or perhaps your so paranoid from all your drugs. you know nothing about news and don't care to know. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! (no pun intended)
it mite be the police are just saying L.S.D for a cover up …….. and that it was actuially a ZOMBIE …… hope not .,…… b
Hope it's not zombies 🙁 it scares me I have a wife whos 5 months pregnant and a baby boy who is 4 they are both scared of all the things peop are saying about zombies and shit :/